Me: God, can I ask You a question?
Me: Promise You won’t get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
Me: My car took forever to start
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
Me: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn’t work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
God: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn’t want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work.
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn’t even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn’t think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I’m Sorry God
God: Don’t be sorry, just learn to Trust Me…. in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don’t doubt that My plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won’t God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You’re welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children…
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The conversation continues…
Me: Hey, God? I’ve got a few follow-up questions for you.
Me: What about really evil stuff? You know, like rape, and genocide, and slavery. Is all that suffering also part of your master plan?
God: My son, haven’t you heard? I can not eliminate all the evils man creates on Earth, this would infringe on your precious gift of free will!
Me: So then what about natural evil? Earthquakes in Haiti. Tsunamis in Japan. Hurricanes in New Orleans. No free will involved, what’s stopping you from preventing these?
God (Embarrassed): Errr… well… the thing is… that you have to understand… I work in very mysterious ways, alright?
Me: Cancer? Really, we could have done without that. And that parasitic worm you made – the one that can only reproduce in humans, and makes us go blind? That was a total dick move.
God (Becoming agitated): Just trust me, I have a plan! Don’t make me send you Hell…
Me: You’re a real asshole, God.
God: SILENCE, BLASPHEMER